ROGER FEDRER VS PATHAN

ROGER FEDRER: I HAVE GRET KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TENNIS, U CAN ASK ANY THING.
PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ?

by faraz shaikh (few years ago!) / 730 views
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Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

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A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

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A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

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