Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se
Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:Suna hai Khelne Se Motapa kam hojata hai,Par Mujhay Koi FarQ Nahi Para.
Dr: Konsa Kheil Khelti Ho ?
MOTi: CHErri Uddi KAAn UddA :
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5 Saal Aur Itney Baray?
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