Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the

Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the

Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha

Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho

Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!

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