Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ”
Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 635 views
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