More Bigger Hit
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would’ve Also Once Said,
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“Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo”
by Hassan Ali (few years ago!) / 894 views
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Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
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Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?
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Boy: Of course! Over and over!
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Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
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Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
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Arbi Khush Hokar Memon Ko 1 BMW Car Deta Hai
Phir Arbi Dobara Khoon Mangta Hai Memon Khoon
Deta Hai
Aur Arbi Isko Till K Laddoo Deta Hai
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Dargish Kar Raha Hai
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Student: My Name Is Sunlight.
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