Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, is pakshi ke pair
dekho aur iska naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha, pata nahin.

Teacher ne kaha, Tum fail ho
gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha Mere pair dekho aur naam batao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

santa– Yaar banta tune pure

santa– Yaar banta tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
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banta– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!!!!
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santa– Kya hua??
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banta– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Republicans Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa:mere friend ne

Santa:mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile mese meri girlfriend ka number nikal liya

Banta:fir kya hua?

santa:aaj bhi apni bahen ko love msg bhejta he!!!!! :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

Raste me ek pari milti hai,

Pari: ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi.

1st: Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.

Pari ne kar diya.

2nd: mujhe bhi aisa kar do

Pari ne kar diya.

3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola.

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Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo.

Moral: Har ek Friend kamina hota hai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)