Sardar
You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!!
Just A Second, Don''t Misunderstand.
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 871 views
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