Student

Tamam Students ko khabar-dar kia jata hai
Ke wo ghar ke sab
.
Chappal
Wiper
Jharu
Belts
Wires
Bat
&
Pipes
.
Chupa lain
.
Kionky result any mai sirf 2 din rah gaye

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 833 views
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