”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” … ;-

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 554 views

Be sure you go

Be sure that you go straight home.

I can't; I live just round the corner!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Constantly Complaining About The Temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Aisa Hota To Khabrein Masaledar Hoti

Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hote To Khabrein Aisi Hoti:

Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai.

Deepika Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya.

Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai.

Tej Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai.

Rakhi Pe Chadhne Walo Ki Tadaad Mein Ijaafa.

Rani Chalte-Chalte Bandh Ho Gayi.

Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla.

Katrina Par Gair Kanooni Dhang Se Chadhe Hue 7 Aadmi Giraftaar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)