Sabse maasum dhamki
Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori
karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna” mummy
ko jaga dunga.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 902 views
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Height oF Tension
Santa- 5min Me Exam Chorh K Jaane Laga.
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Teacher-Kya Hua, Paper Nhi Aata.?
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Santa- Woh Baat Nahi Hai, Mujhe Kal K Paper Ki Tyyari Karni hai
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Uffo Kya Kerte Ho.
Door Hatt Jao.
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Aqal Nahi Hai Kya?
Uff Abhi Nahi Kerona.
Akele Mein Kerna.
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Naak Saaf.
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Boss:
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