Student

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
.
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 804 views
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