aaj mere paas mobile hai, no hai, battery hai, balance hai, tumahre pass kya hai? agar hai koi msg to bhejo.. agar nahi to mobile becho.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 925 views

I Want Pink

Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen

Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains

Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

sTUPID: tujhe bus main thpar kiun para 

sTUPID: tujhe bus main thpar kiun para 

2ND STUPID:pata nai yar, meri photo aik larki ki paon mai gir gai, main ne kaha k behan g zara sari upar kar photo leni hai"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

5 rupy jurmana

Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karoge.
Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.
Aur kaha.
"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.
Mere paas khullay nahi hain.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)