Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 653 views
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