Sardar
Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 band kam ho jayega
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Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
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Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi
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