Friend1: Why are you so worried?
Friend1: Why are you so worried?
Friend2: Yaar I had a domestic dispute with my wife.
And she said that she will not interact with me for 30 days.
Friend1: Then you should be a happy one.
Friend2: No dear today is the last day
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views
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Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi. Usne
secretary ko boss ke god
me baithe dekh liya. Boss bina ghabraye bola,
“Kaan kholkar sun lo. Budget ki
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Aap ny kitni dafa logo k Mouh say suna ho ga
"Bonga"
Mager aaj tak kisi ko ic ki history nahi pata
Hum bhi aksar auqat bila sochay samjhy Apni guftagoo main isko istimal kertay hain or hamain ya andaza bhi nahi hota ky hum kya keh rahay hain
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ghor sey perhany ka shukria. :-)
Bongay :D
by lescol (few years ago!)
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Major Rohail:
Khan sab yha se Airport
Kon se bus jae ge
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Khan:
20#
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Maajor Rohail: Agr 20# na mele to..?
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Khan:
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
The First Parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?", Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
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Girl:-What game?
Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek
Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)
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.
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Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right
next to
him, & he writes on paper
“i love you, do you love me ?”
.
.
She replies”No”
.
.
he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer
&
passed same paper to another girl
sitting left
to him.
And she replies”Yes”
.
.
Moral of the story is:
RECYCLE PAPER
and
save trees, save earth..:p:p
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Socho
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Socho
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rahi hai.. ??
Girl:" :'((
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