Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha
Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha ThaSamney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
Beta Jaldi se Ye Biscut Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun giJab
us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to
pathan ghusse se Bola:O baji Jaldi Fesla Karo,biscut k chakkar me Hum 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 999 views
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