Pagal na banao mujhe

1st Sardar:me torch jalata hu, tu uski light pakar kar upar chand par ja.

2nd Sardar:mujhe gagal samjha hai kia tu ne kahi bech me light of kar di to

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 823 views
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