A parrot sit on the elephant & elephant died.
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Student : Let's assume dat elephant's name was
parrot & parrot's name was elephant.......!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views

Memon Shadi Me Bv Se

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch) Bna Rha Tha. B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do you really believe your husband?

"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ghandhi ki dhoti

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the local newspaper were: Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa - See more at: http://www.jokesduniya.com/844/gandhi-ki-dhoti/#more-844

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Tum pass nhi hue

Pita Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper
Me Nahi Hai
Beta Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,
Ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A boy went to doctor with

a boy went to doctor with ingection on his face.

after checking,
doctor said"girl friend ko bolo lipstick ka brand badle lakme se alergy hai:-]..........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)