Tony: Boss Maine Galati Nhi Kiya

Tony: Boss Maine Galati Nhi Kiya.
Fir B Aap Muje Saza Q De Rahe ho?
Ajit: Idiot,Zamana Pre-Paid Ka Hai
Pahle Saza Bhugato,Baad Me Galti karo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views
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