Tony: Boss Maine Galati Nhi Kiya.
Fir B Aap Muje Saza Q De Rahe ho?
Ajit: Idiot,Zamana Pre-Paid Ka Hai
Pahle Saza Bhugato,Baad Me Galti karo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views

The Trains Are Always Late

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the
trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't
have a schedule?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A history joke

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ne bank se car li

Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Bacha park mai betha

Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.
Paas betha 1 aadmi bola: Jo zada metha khata hai wo jaldi mar jata hai.
Bacha: Aap ko maloom hai mere dada ki umar 100 saal hai.
Admi: Wo metha kam khate hon ge?
Bacha: Nahi, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.

Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.

Patni: To Tumne Police Main Report Ki.

Pati: Nahi Maine galti Kar Di.
Patni: Wo Kya??

pati: Jeb Katne Ke Turant Baad Main Darji Ke Pass Chala gaya.

Parti Chal Rahi Thi,Reena Ne Pati Ko Ungali Se Apni Or Aane Ka Ishara Kiya,Pati Ne Aakar Poocha,Kya Koi kaam Hai

Patni: Nahi Main Dekhna Chah rahi Thi Meri Ungali Main Kitni takat Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)