A little kid is pulling a rope down the beach when a man asks the kid
"Why are you pulling that rope?" the kid replies

" Have you ever tried pushing a rope."

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 866 views

Main apni biwi noo 10vin karai

Sardar: “Main apni biwi noo 10vin karai , F.S.C karai

B.S.C karai , M.S.C karai , nokri v lagvaya ”

hor ki keraan?

2nd sardar:

“Changa munda vekh k viaa v kara day”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

bathroom

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Students and Their Favourite Songs...

SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...

TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...

MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...

SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...

GEOGRAPHY:
Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...

ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....

EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...

RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...

PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...

FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

band

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

FARAZ

faraz apni b.v. sy
HATA LO APNY CHEHRY SY YE ZULFEIN AEY JAAN-E-FARAZ,
AGLI BAAR KHANY MEIN BAAL AYA TOW SAJNI SY GAJNI BANA DU GA...

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)