Pathan :I am going Ka Kya matlab hota hai?
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Sardar:Main Ja raha hun..

Pathan: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta Pehlay matlab bata..:-). .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1289 views

We two, our two!!

Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?

Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya

1 Pathan Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya
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Abe Saans Phool Gai Thi Uski.
Insaan Hy Wo B Yr
Tum Log B Na,
Jaan Lelo Pathanon KE:-)))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bacha na ho

Mufti Asif Ali Zardari Apni Book
(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.
Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,

Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,

Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)