Pathan :I am going Ka Kya matlab hota hai?
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Sardar:Main Ja raha hun..

Pathan: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta Pehlay matlab bata..:-). .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1190 views

Google Te Search Kar Lo

Sardar: Aj Mere Parosiaan Da Bacha Gum Ho Gia. Main Mashwara Ditta Te Menu Bohat Kutt Pai.

Friend: Tu Ki Mashwara Deta C?

Sardar: Main Kiya Google Te Search Kar Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Docter banun ga

Baap:apni likhai khush khat karo.

Beta:mujhe is ki kia zaroorat hai me bara ho k docter banun ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aik Dost ko

Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:

Call urgently, she wants your number

ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein

phone nai utha raha ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)