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This Women Had A Magic Morror From Which Anything You Wanted You Got, So One Day She Stood In Front Of The Mirror And Said I Wish I Had Bigger Breasts And It Happened So Then She Ran Down Stairs To Show Her Husband He Was So Amazed That He Ran Up Stairs And Stood Infront Of The Mirror And Said I Wish My Dick Could Touch The Floor And His Legs Fell Off!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 787 views
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