Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.
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Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)
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