Patient: Doctor sahib mere pait

me bht gas ho gye hai

Doctor: Ahista bolo

Government ne sun liya to char

din ke liye bund ker denge. ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1848 views

I cheated

Gf – “I cheated.” Bf – “So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs.”

Girl cried & said “I was talking about exams.”

Boy:oOops

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Time

Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.

Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay.......... Din......?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),.......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Qjatay Ho?

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larki Ek Baba Jee Se

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
.
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to go to Haven? Hands up Plz the whole class hands up apart from one boy sittin in the corner. 
Teacher-why are you not putting your hand up, don't you want to go to Haven? 

Student- No sir, my mum told me to come home straightaway from school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)