Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi

Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.
Or Agr Muhbt Kamayab Ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Hi Nikaltay Hain


by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 869 views
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