1) POLICE MAN:
Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

2) MOCHI:
Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri

3) TEACHER:
Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,

4) OFFICER:
Main office mei BOSS hun or ghr mei Nokar,

5) JUDGE:
Main court mei faislay sunata hun or ghr mei khud insaf ka talabgar!

Faisla aap k hath mei hai,

kunware rho
khush rho.
No Wife Easy Life.

Jo shadi kr chuky hain wo Sabar kren jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 553 views

Munne ko samjho

husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki
gadhe per bethunga...
wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.

Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka maar diya tha.

Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?

Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy Vs Girl Talk

Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shetano key school ki attendance.

Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir

Zakoota
Yes Sir

Darakoola
Yes Sir

Iblees
Yes Sir

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Zardari

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Sir Wo Pakistan lootney giya hua hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sit on a chair

people say all i do is sit on the computer...

but i don't!


i actually sit on a chair!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)