2 Mohabbat Karnay Walon Nay
2 Mohabbat Karnay Walon Nay Khudkushi Ka Irada Kia.
10 Manzila Building Say Pahlay Boy Nay Jump Lagai.
Girl Nay Apni Ankhain Band Kar Leen
Or Yeh Kehtay Huye Wapis Janay Lagi K
Mohabbat Andhi Hoti Ha.
Boy Nay Hawa Main Ye Sun Kar Apna Perashoot Khol Dia
Or Kha, Pyar Kabi Marta Nahi.
Lover’s Of 2013 Aashiqui 3.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1288 views
Similar Jokes
The New Employee Stood Before The Paper Shredder Looking Confused. "Need Some Help? "
A Secretary Asked. "Yes, " He Replied. "How Does This Thing Work? " "Simple, " She Said, Taking The Fat Report From His Hand And Feeding It Into The Shredder. "Thanks, But Where Do The Copies Come Out? "
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:me ap k lye aag pe chal sakti hun,nadi me kood sakti hun.
Boy:kia tum mujhe milne aa sakti ho?
Girl:pagal itni doop hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe thay 2 charh gay train mein logon ny kaha
WELDONE
Sardar: khaak well done?
Jaana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhorhnay aaye thay..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr husbnd gehri soch me thaWife: Kia soch rhe ho?
Husb: Kia tmhn yad hy k kb tmhre bap ne hme date pr pkra tha 0r gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k ya to mri beti sey shadi kro ya 20 sal k liye Jail jao Wife smiles: Yes
Husb: agr men sahi faisla krta to Aj Azad ho jata.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.
Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”
Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”
Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”
Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”
Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: R u male or female?.
Khusra: Both.
Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sexwith male or female?.
Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female.
Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb : Kal aana.
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.
Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?
Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my stomach…:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.
Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:
"Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)