Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha?
Ustad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha? Boy: Hathi
UstaD: Nalaiq,Tera Bap Kia Krta Hy?
Boy: BSP KA Unit incharg he
Ustad: Shabash Hathi is the right answer .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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