Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha?
Ustad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha? Boy: Hathi
UstaD: Nalaiq,Tera Bap Kia Krta Hy?
Boy: BSP KA Unit incharg he
Ustad: Shabash Hathi is the right answer .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1205 views
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He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”
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Doctor Aur ALLAH Ko Kabhi Naraz Mat Kerna Q K Jub ALLAH Naraz Ho To Wo Doctor K Pas Bhej Deta
Hai Aur Jub Doctor Naraz Ho Wo ALLAH K Pas Bhej Deta Hai.
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son:"dady what is difference between
confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
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Bhakt-Baba Koi aisa job batao,jaha mujhe kam na
karna pade,Log apna kam khud kare aur mujhe
paise bhi de. SWAMIJI-Ja beta,SULABH
SHOUCHALAY me Naukri kar le..
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uspar ek Aurat boli “dikhta nahi diwar hai>:O” ,
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Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
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Student: I don't know.
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What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
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Pathan: mery dada ny 1857 ki jang men dushman ki tangain kat di thin…
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Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
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Vinod: Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai
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