Pandit Ji Ka Shararti Tota
Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.
Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.
Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.
Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.
Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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