Bewa khud ba khud ho jaegi

70 year old man: dil karta hai shadi kar lon
dost:kar lo.
Old man:kisi bewa se.
Dost:kanwari se kar lo bewa ho jae gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 735 views
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