Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat
Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,
Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.
UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,
Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.
Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,
Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.
Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,
Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.
Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,
K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.
Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,
K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 810 views
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