Message by Confused Alarm Clock to Dear Human, . . . . . . .

You get Mad when I wake you up & you also get Mad when I don't wake you..

"What is that you Exactly want from ME?" ..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1055 views

Master To Pinku

Master to pinku - beta agar do mein se do gye to
kitne

rhe? Pinku- samjh mein nhi aya
master g. Master-beta tumare pas
2roti hai, tumne 2 roti khali, tumare pas kya bacha? Pinku-sabji.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HusbendGaana Ga RaHa

Husbend: Gaana Ga RaHa Tha Main Dunya Hila Dun Ga TEri Chahat Main,
_
Bv: Rahne Do Raat Ko Bed To Hila Ni Patey,
Dunya Kya Khak Hilaogy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Sardar museum gya

1 Sardar museum gya, Wahan us se 1 Cup toot gya?
Officer: You have broken a 5000 years old Cup.
Sardar: Thanks God
Main samjhya nawan C …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan: Yra Ye "Sent Msg" Kya hota hy

Pathan: Yra Ye
"Sent Msg"
Kya hota hy
2nd Pathan:Khuda ka Qasam tm to bilkul Jahil ka bacha hy
"Sent Msg"
Ka matlab hay

Khushbu wala Msg

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)