Message by Confused
Message by Confused Alarm Clock to Dear Human, . . . . . . .
You get Mad when I wake you up & you also get Mad when I don't wake you..
"What is that you Exactly want from ME?" ..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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