Teacher - Batao sabse jada nasha kis cheez me hota hai ?
Banta - Books me..!!
Teacher - Vo Kaise..??
Banta - Kholte hi neend aa jati hai...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1067 views

Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti

Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”

Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”

Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Policeman: How did this accident

Policeman: How did this accident occur?
Motorist: The sign just there says; Stop-Look-Listen. And while I was doing that, the train hit me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Railway station

Railway station

Railway station par bethe aik mosafar ne railway ke afsor se kaha

agar tamam garian late hain to is bare se time table ka kya faida jo aap ne latkaya hoa hay?”

police officer pehle hi guse main tha or bola.

“agar tamam garian waqt par ane lagi to phir kaho ge is bare se waiting room ka kya faida.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)