3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?
Teacher: 3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.
Miss:shut up & get out.
Bubblo: Miss men btaon?
Miss: Very good. Batao!
Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.
Miss: U also get out.
Pinki: Miss men btaon?
Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt.. Tm sahi btao gi..
Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai :)
Miss: Lakh lanat :
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