3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?
Teacher: 3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.
Miss:shut up & get out.
Bubblo: Miss men btaon?
Miss: Very good. Batao!
Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.
Miss: U also get out.
Pinki: Miss men btaon?
Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt.. Tm sahi btao gi..
Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai :)
Miss: Lakh lanat :
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 891 views
Similar Jokes
Sardar Or Pathan
FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
Or Kaha
Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain
FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii
To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha
Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne
Apki Shayari
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
G
o
o
o
o
o
o
ool gape de muh wale msg to kar de hahaha
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
eacher: Story sunao
Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai
Hakeem:zehr phail gya h katni pregi
3 din bad dosri b neeli ho gai
Hakeem:ye b katni pary gi zehar kafi phail gya
Dono kat k plastic ki tangain lga di
8 din bad plastic ki tangain b neli ho gai
Hakeem:
Ab smjh aya,tumhari dhoti ka rang utrta hai, preshani ki koi bat nhi’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
SANTA 1ST TIME PLANE ME BETHA.. PLANE RUNWAY PER DOR RAHA THA.. SANTA NE PILOT KO THAPPAD MARA OR BOLA.. ABE SALE DEER HO RAHI HAI OR TU BY ROAD JA RAHA HAI....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Faqeer Bus Stand Per Khada Bheekh Maang Raha Hota Hai, Ek Lady Ko Dekh Woh Usse Bolta Hai.
Faqeer: “Aye Maayi Allah Ke Naam Pe Ek Rupaya Hi De Do”
Lady: “Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati Itne Smart, Khubshurat, Handsome, Ho Ke Bheekh Mangte Ho”
Faqeer: “Acha Darling Phir Apni Ek Pappi Hi De Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl :jb ap k pas bi mobile hai aur mere pas bi mobile hai aur ap k pas bi hai to ap ne laiter kuin bheja?
Pathan:hum ne ap ko call kia tha aage se larki ne kaha plz try letter.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa's son:
Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa : 10 Rs ka
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...
Dono bhi to utha saktey the na...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher tells a student
a=b, b=c & a=c
tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)