Santa Hotel me Khali Katroi me
Santa Hotel me Khali Katroi me Roti dubo k kaha rha tha
Waiter- Ye kaise khana kaha rhe ho?
Santa- Maine math ka teacher hu daal suppose kari hui ha
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