Politician: Sach sach batao
Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?
WIFE: kul 3 baar!
Politician: Kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,
Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.
Politician: Or teesri baar?
WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs kum thay..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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