Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views

Likhne Wala Gadha

Ek Sardar Kahin Ja Raha
ThaUsne Ek Deewar Par
Parha:“Parne Wala Gadha”

Sardar Ko Bohat Ghussa Aya
Mita Kar Likh Dya:

Likhne Wala Gadha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,

Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,
Aap ka favorite song kaun sa hai???
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Pathan Sharma k bola;

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"Larki Q, najanay Q, Larkoo c nahi hoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Goverment School Ke Bachho Ka Haal

Govt. School Ke Bache Kisi Ko Ghaseet Ke School Le Ja Rahe The.

Ek Buzurg: “Bachon, Isko Chod Do Ye Khud School Chala Jayega”

Bache: “Baba Ji, Ye Student Nahi Sala Master Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A husband said

A husband said this to his wife :
If Jannah was a flower?
I would pick it for you?
If Jannah was a bird?
I would catch it for you?
If Jannah was a house?
I’d build it for you, but?
Since Jannah is a place?
no eye has ever seen?
I make dua for Allah?
to reserve it for you?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

THIS IS A CLASSIC

THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)