Sardar

Sardar travelling in Train


TC: Ticket dikhao


Sardar: Yeh lo


TC: Yeh to purani hai
!

Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 552 views
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