Sardar
Sardar travelling in Train
TC: Ticket dikhao
Sardar: Yeh lo
TC: Yeh to purani hai
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Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 808 views
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