Pata Chal Jayega
Circuit -Aye mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu -Nehin.
Circuit -To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views
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