Pathan car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab! Exide ki daal doon?

Pathan: Nahi yaar, dona side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di

Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?

Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai

Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:
6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?

Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

aisi ki taysi kab hoti hai

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule. :-O

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A Pathan teacher gives dictation

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,

Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)