Train me Warning likhi thi.....

Train me Warning likhi thi.....
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Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
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santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 844 views
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