Train me Warning likhi thi.....

Train me Warning likhi thi.....
.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
.
santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 846 views
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