Why doesn`t the India

Q: Why does`t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Ek train mein kuch budhyijibi

Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke log sawar thy..

Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.



Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.

Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.”

Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, “bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Universal fact

Universal fact :
When teacher scolds us, we say
.
' sorry '
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But Our Mind Always says,
.
'ghnta Sorry'..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
khushain

Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???
Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,

What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apko pata chale ki me 1st

DAD apko pata chale ki me 1st division pas hua to apko kesa lgega

DAD -me to
KHUSI SE PAGAL ho jaunga
KID -Bus isi DAR se me FAIL hogya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar

Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan: Sharma k... Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye

Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jealous Husband

Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar

1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Yeh hathiyaar kya hota

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta- isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Galti ho gayi..

1 sardar apne bhai ko mar ra..

Hik sardar ek ladki de naal ..

1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai

Girl's Wish For Life Partner

“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA”

Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi

dost ki kabar

Ek Pathaan Tableeghi Jamaat ..

England Mother

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook