Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?

Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 588 views

Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka

Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?

Intresting Jawab.

Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade The Main Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Feeling dizzy

patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking
up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual
time you get up..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha

Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha, Rasty Me 1
Larke Ne Usy Batya K
Tumhari Biwi Kisi Ki Shadi Me Nach Rahi Ha,
Pathan Ghar Gaya Or Darwaze Pe Danda Le Kar Khara Ho Gaya.
8 Bajy,10 Baje,Or Phir 11 Se 12 Baje.
Biwi Nahi Aayi.
1 Bajay Pathan Ko Yaad Aaya K
Humara To Shaadi Hi Nahi Hua. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is your fees?

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Banta: Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss during an Interview

Boss during an Interview

Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you.

Applicant: What is it Sir?

Boss: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?

Applicant: "Yes Sir"

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Boss: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your kind information there is no mat near d door!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)