Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?

Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.

Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her

Boy1:How?

Boy2:v were caught sleeping together

Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marne do salon ko.

Teacher:ap ka dost aur ap ki girlfriend doob rahe hain to ap kis ko bachao ge.
Pappu:doone do donon ko sale akale kia kar rahe the.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Doctar Pagal Se

Doctar Pagal Se
Tum Pagal Kaisy Huway

Pagal:
Main Ne 1 Bewa Se Shaadi Ki
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shaadi Kar Li
Youn Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gae
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hoi
Magr Main Uski Naani Ka Shohar Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi B Hui
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher:

Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?

Pathan:

Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)

(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta

Major Rohail-
Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta
Tumare hotel me bohat saari
Makheyan hai

Waiter-
Hukam kre sir
Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy
Baki ko bahar nekal du ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)