Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb: Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 555 views
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