Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb: Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 719 views

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon

Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barish ke waqt

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT
BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar
dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aqal bari k bhans

A man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans?
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

lab k test results

Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news and aik bohat bad news hai.
Patient: Well, pahilay bad news batain.
Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

student life

Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye
Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye
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Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne
Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye

by inayat khan (few years ago!)