Pathan ka Shak

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to
darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche
se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 556 views
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