Angelina Jolie Se Shadi

1st Pagal:
Mujhe Angelina Jolie Nay
Shadi Kay Liyay Han Bol Di Hain

2nd Pagal:
Dikha Di Na Usnay Apni Aukat,
Main Bhi Itni Aasani Say Talaq Nahi Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 798 views
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