2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat mat karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1106 views
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Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyun…?
Kyun K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha
Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay Kà Kafan FREEEE…!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Difference … :p
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Teacher: “What’s something that you need,
That you can’t see or
feel.. ??
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Student in 2000:” Air..”
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Students 2013: “Wi-fi”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband : Janu Tumhari Neck Pe Ajeeb si Cheez Lagi Hui Hai Jisy Dekh Kar Khoof Ata Hai
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Wife : Vo kya ???
Husband : Tumhara Mun!! ;p ;D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 bander ne apni maan se pocha k maan hum itne bad sorat kiun hote hain,
maan :beta Allah ka shukar adda kar is ko to dekh jo message parh raha hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko
Pranam kar poochta hain
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain
Aur kehtaa hain.. chotu ek aur chatai laga de
beta..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher bijli khan se ati hai
Bacha:mere mamun k ghar se
Techer wo kaise
Bacha jab bi light jati hai abu kehta hai pher kat li salon ne
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Swati: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Swati.
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Sardar :
Maa khush khabri hai.
Maa: Bool bata.
Sardar: maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya.
Maa: beeta huwa ya beeti.
Sardar: Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)