Dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi
G Son:Dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhege"Aap, Papa, Maa or Behan?
Dadi:Nahi beta jab teri shaadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayege?
G Son:Aap mar jaoge to 5 ho jayege?
Dadi:Chup Chap so ja!!!..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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