Santa vs banta zaheen
Santa :agr talab me aag lag jae to machlian kahan jaen gi?
Banta:bewakuf k bachy itna bi nai samjhte,machlian darkhat pe charh jaen gi.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 873 views
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say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chorega
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